But I do kind of like this cat. And here’s why:

• It is obviously in love with me. This might be due to the fact that it hasn’t seen another human in a few days, but I’ll take its desperate tries for attention all the same.
• It thinks the things I find funny are actually entirely absorbing. Like dragging a string along the floor. Or tossing a paper towel tube across the room.
• It is very important to someone I love- and Alicia, if you’re reading this, I tried to send you the following image like 4 times but it kept failing because the ghost of Steve Jobs doesn’t want us to laugh together:

1, 2, 3, 4 (Today)